The music below would probably be part of the soundtrack for the sixth version of Grand Theft Auto, where Mario, a crazy Italo-American plumber turned sociopath, decides to take on the Camorra in Naples. It will feature Mario as the main character; Luigi as the crazy brother who does the accounting and kills people by plumbing their brains or some shit; that Princess (I forget her name) as Mario's main babe (actually, she'll be a hooker-cum-girlfriend, pimped out by that mushroom guy, who'll eventually be killed by Mario in, like, the tenth mission of the game); and Bowser as head of the Camorra. Nintendo might throw in Space Fox as the DA, or maybe even the mayor.
Obs.: Nintendo, I do expect payment for this idea; 5% of gross sales should suffice.
Obs.: Nintendo, I do expect payment for this idea; 5% of gross sales should suffice.
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