Aw!, Fuck!, I Missed It!

I missed my blog's one-year anniversary; then again, who cares? But indeed, I've been writing for more than a year now, and the world is not better off for it: I've deviated from this blog's original mission (making fun of my country and related subjects), my writing has grown ever more contrived and recherché, and I've started absolutely no debate whatsoever: the dearth of comments and replies for my posts is terrifying.

But I shall keep trying, dear readers, for my opinion continues to be completely indispensable to me. So, to the few fans I have:

1. Keep on reading, people, I love you all dearly;
2. Write some fucking comments once in a while; and
3. Rate my posts, that's why I've made available a rating system in the first place!!!!!

So World, I'm still here (and you're still there, apparently). Cheerio.